http://red-light-house.com/blog1 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:57:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Looking at Porkchop's webstats I just noticed that Charlie Bravo has gotten a number of hits from a Russian mp3 directory site. The global appeal is, of course, undeniable. lorazepam maximal doze lisinopril fosamax interactions purchase of indian fda levitra nasonex retin-a propecia valtrex beating an insurance nicotine test weekly ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/04/03/russian-love/ The other week Sammi and I went to a birthday party for some doctor friends of ours.  I got to talking with an older doctor gentleman at the party who claimed, among a great many other things, that he had figured the recipe for making a good day. Because, he said, ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/03/19/recipe-for-a-good-day/ Sammi and I went on a rare foray into the Marina for a birthday party on Friday night. We stopped in at the Horseshoe bar for a few drinks before heading to the party. I saw Tom, a coworker of mine, standing at the bar and went over ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/02/25/pure-class-at-the-shoe/ ...was not because Mark Bittman's simple seaweed salad recipe was utter dogshit, but rather because I played one of the worst Scrabble games of all time.  Luckily his short rib recipe turned out really well (though it took some tinkering) or the night would have been a complete bust.  And ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/02/15/the-reason-i-cursed-so-much-on-valentines-day/ I went to Whole Foods last night to shop for the super awesome Valentine's Day dinner I'm making tonight and the guy in front of me at the seafood counter ordered a bunch of lump crab meat. The guy working the fish counter said he needed to bring out ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/02/14/83/ OK, so that last post was ridiculous, but I didn't say it they were "GOOD" found lyrics, did I?  The truth of the matter is that for each set of lyrics that makes it into a real song (deservedly or not) there's another one that will never see the light ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/02/13/found-lyrics-part-2/ Here's one I wrote in an airport restaurant and haven't looked at in years. Imagine a Johnny Cash, One Piece at a Time, kind of feel to it: Salad Bar by Collin Conoley The sign outside said all you can eat and that's a challenge I'd like to meet so I walked inside and grabbed ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/02/06/found-lyrics/ "He was standing the middle of the street waving his arms all around.  He looked like an opticalpus!" http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/02/06/lady-on-the-phone/ In an apparent act of suicide I found another mouse laying dead at the bottom of our plastic recycling bin in the pantry. I didn't find the mouse so much as smell the mouse...he was pretty ripe when I got to him. Whether the mouse was lured there ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/01/30/pest-control-fallout/ My Aunt and Uncle are in town and staying with us for a few days. My uncle was a cop in New York 25 years ago and my wish for "amusing cop anecdotes" came true last night when a Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC add came on the television. "KFC," my ... http://red-light-house.com/blog1/2008/01/18/actually-its-almost-understandable/